goes into her local sex shop. She tells the shop keeper that she is looking for a dildo but doesn't really know what type sha wants. He shows her a few but none of them seem to be what she has in mind. Well he says " I think you have seen all the most popular ones, even some of the very biggest". Just as he thinks she has given it all up as a bad idea she says " what about that nice one up there on the top shelf, the nice one with the checker pattern on it. You can't have that luv he says that's my bloody flask!!!!!!
2006-11-07 09:00:10 · 18 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
distasteful, do you think us irish are thick, go make jibes about the girls in your own neck of the woods and see how they like it.
2006-11-07 09:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by t.i.m 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not bad, 5/10
2006-11-07 10:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see the Irish girl needed something the same size as her man's lad to keep her going while he was away
So come on down all you English girls
2006-11-07 09:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brent, thought your joke was funny...
***Note to t.i.m above***.........get a bl**dy life and lighten up and don't be so easily annoyed. I'm from Ireland too and I love Irish jokes...you should have a look at some of my Irish jokes - they might bring a wee smile to your face! (\(*:*)
2006-11-07 10:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the scottish version, where she wants the big red one, he says "That's a fire extinguisher"
2006-11-07 09:12:55 · answer #5 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What Did I Miss!!!????
Nothing You say!!??
Okay, so this joke just sucked that badly!?
2006-11-07 09:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been on here loads of times
2006-11-07 09:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by des k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it has been on here loads of time but good on ya for trying to cheer us all up... i liked it...
2006-11-07 09:22:42 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-07 09:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
delete that joke before anyone else reads it
2006-11-07 10:21:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋