had 3 sows, nad after 6 months still no litter so he called the vet who told him he'd have to artificail inseminate, but how will i know there pregnant, the vet they roll in the mud, so that nite he oaded them into the pick up ,went to a beauty spot and gave each one a good seeing to, next morning he looked out the window and they were all stood up, so that nite they went off again and he gave them two portions each, the next morning the looked out the window and they were still stood up, so that nite off they went, not returning till 4am, the farmer woke up exhausted and told his wife to check on the pigs, she said there in the pickup and one of them is sounding the horn dear.
2006-11-07 08:40:26 · 13 answers · asked by polly a 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah he is poor it SO sad
2006-11-07 08:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by iluvmypuppy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Made me laugh even though I had to plough through the typos and spelling peculiarities to get the gist!
2006-11-07 09:19:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but punctuation and spelling would add a ton more to it. Still, I got the gist of the joke, and enjoyed it, good job.
2006-11-07 08:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-11-07 09:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am supprised they didn't ask for dinner first
2006-11-07 10:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwwwwww shame lol
2006-11-07 08:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by helen34 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats an old one, and next time please take longer over your spelling!!!!
2006-11-07 09:11:06 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
been there done that
2006-11-07 08:51:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Oooo!! LOL. LOL.
2006-11-08 04:21:25 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..well done
2006-11-07 08:50:01 · answer #10 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋