Two guys are walking down the street, and one of the guys pulls out a huge lighter & lights a cigarette. The other guy says "Man, that is the biggest lighter I have ever seen in my life! Where did you get it"
"Well" says the other guy; "You are my best friend, so I will tell you."
The guy draws deeply on his cigarette, puts away his lighter and says, "Ive got a magic genie."
"A magic genie?" says the friend, "Do you think I could have just one quick wish?"
The guy says very hesitantly, "Well, I guess you are my best friend," and with that, proceeds to pull out a miniature bottle from his coat pocket.
The friend immediately starts his wish "I wish I had one-million bucks right now," and poof! The sky grows instantly dark with the shadow of one-million ducks flying in the sky.
"What the hell happened?" says the friend, "I asked for one million bucks, not ducks!"
"Oh i forgot to tell you, my genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?"
2006-11-07 08:30:13 · 36 answers · asked by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-07 08:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by britrob20 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What man has a twelve-inch penis---even when erect? That is crazy. Besides, it's not the size of the pencil, it's the way it writes. If the man doesn't know what to do with his six inches, it means nothing. Last I heard six inches is the average size, anyway. You only see twelve inches in the porn flicks. Who could take a twelve-inche penis, anyway? You need to read the book, Kinisey's New Report On Sex. I read it in '89. I guess there is an updated version. I have also read Hite Report, too.
2016-05-22 08:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the version I've heard, the guy is in a bar and there is a really short fellow playing the piano. Then the punch line is: "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
2006-11-07 08:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was good. but there's another version, where the guys are in a bar. then there's a 12in. pianist on the bar. and the other guy wished for 1 million bucks and got ducks.
2006-11-07 08:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by poopmndjdsjjbnjsdhgdfn v ndnd 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
love this one...... but my punch line is...... instead of the lighter, they go into a bar and he sits a little 12 inch man on the bar and he plays the piano, and says, you don't really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist did you?
2006-11-07 08:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was really funny!!! I give it a A+ AND a 10/10! LOL! It was really cute!
2006-11-07 09:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it as a 12-inch pianist, but this one works
2006-11-07 08:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That's a good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-11-08 06:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaaha,he was wishing for a 12 inch dich
2006-11-07 08:49:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL......apparently you need to wish the genie had a hearing aid.
2006-11-07 08:37:09 · answer #10 · answered by KB 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
good 1
2006-11-07 08:33:56 · answer #11 · answered by Sara mary jane 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋