Dick works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling,
playing basketball or working out at the gym. His wife, Jessica, thinking he is pushing himself too
hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dick, how ya doing?"
Jessica is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dick. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dick if he'd like his usual Budweiser.
Jessica is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dick. "Hi Dicky," she says,
"Want your usual table dance?"
Jessica, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dick follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Jessica can slam the door, Dick
jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ****** tonight, Dick!"
2006-11-07 08:30:02 · 17 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ugh what a dick! :)
2006-11-07 08:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Curiously the Tonya Harding Sex Tape was in the Bargain bin of porn stores very soon after it was released. Tonya Harding's plan of repulsing the world into submission didn't end with her famous knee-capping of fellow Olympic figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. She wouldn't be happy until she induced a global simultaneous vomit. And her sex video came close to doing just that. A lot of sites call this video, "Tonya Harding's Wedding Night" However, the wedding dress is just a costume, and the video was taken after the couple came back from a Halloween party. The Upside: Being a figure skater, she was definitely in shape, if somewhat mannish. Ok, so maybe that's not really that much of an upside. We'll just say that at least she's not fat. At least not at that point in her life. The Downside: Tonya is drunk. Really drunk. Stupid drunk. You know that one chick you find at every party who gets way too much to drink way too early, and she starts slobbering all over people and giggling a lot? That's how drunk Tonya is in this video. Even Dick Cheney would of found it torture to watch which is why he acquired all the copies so he could use them for his enhanced interrogation techniques. However this technique does not work on Hilly Billies and members of the Taliban seem only to be interested in films involving goats.
2016-03-19 05:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like Dick married my ex...
2006-11-07 15:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by Heath 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW That DICK Gets AROUND!!! LOL!!!
:)
2006-11-07 08:40:43 · answer #4 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it should be titled dumb a$$ dick
2006-11-07 10:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny.
2006-11-07 08:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by poopmndjdsjjbnjsdhgdfn v ndnd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow a bit long though
2006-11-07 08:46:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-07 09:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor wife
2006-11-07 08:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can you say "DOUBLE LIFE!!!!!!!"
That was REALLY cute!
LOL LOL LOL!
2006-11-07 09:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋