A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Davie waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Davie how he knew this.
Little Davie said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"
2006-11-07 08:17:58 · 25 answers · asked by bubble 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol very funny
but he's in my bathroom every morning as well!
2006-11-07 08:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,thre's another one to that:
the teacher asked everyone when they dead which part of the body will reach heaven first
mary say it's head
penny say it's hang
davie stout out it's the feet,so they asked why, and he said one night he peer in his mom room and saw his mom with her legs up yelling 'im coming lord!'
2006-11-07 08:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
The thing about that is that parents regularly say things that young children interpret the wrong way, so that joke could indeed be true.
:)
2006-11-07 08:20:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny
2006-11-07 08:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by liam892004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I'm going to send that to one of my friends in e-mail hahaha NICE!
2006-11-07 09:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked that one!
2006-11-07 08:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus thats funny good1 lol
2006-11-07 08:23:25 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye very good this is one to tell when your on a brake thanxz lol.
2006-11-07 08:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I liked that. Very cute.
2006-11-07 08:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by KB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH kids say the darnedest things!!!!!!!!lol
2006-11-07 08:27:22 · answer #10 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋