I want Sting to do my taxes. How much would that cost? Is he any good at it?
2006-11-07 08:02:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Taxes ➔ United States
Mick Jagger is the accountant, not Sting. Sting could tell you anything about English literature, however
2006-11-07 08:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
Sting (the singer) would not do your taxes for any price you paid him. He is highly intelligent and well-read. He therefore knows that he'd be legally liable for any errors he might make on the return. As he is not a professional accountant, he knows that he would, in all likelihood, make a mistake. Thus, you could not pay him to do this for you, no matter how large or small a sum you come up with.
The exception would be that he might be persuaded to do so if it was part of a stunt to raise money for charity. If so, he would do as diligently good a job as possible under the circumstances, and you would be required to sign a waiver of responsibility to not sue him for any errors made. I expect you would have to donate a very large sum to charity, a minimum of $50,000; and probably more like $100,000.
2006-11-08 04:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by lizzit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which Sting do you want, the singer or the pro wrestler?
2006-11-07 20:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, you want Westley Snipes to do your taxes.
2006-11-07 16:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by claudiagiraffe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a better singer than accountant
2006-11-07 16:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by Vegastitan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-11-07 16:05:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋