Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “I think Salvatore is dead. What should I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence… and then a shot is heard.
Luigi’s voice comes back on the line,
“Okay, now what?”
2006-11-07 07:39:38 · 10 answers · asked by wdzone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch.
2006-11-07 07:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so wrong. LOL HA HA HA HA HA!!
2006-11-07 15:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww how sad
2006-11-07 15:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by vinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny
2006-11-07 15:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he :) very nice
2006-11-07 15:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...good
2006-11-07 15:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by britrob20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
HILARIOUS!!!
2006-11-07 15:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-11-08 14:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's terrible! ha ha..................
2006-11-07 15:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by *Red Hotts* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol xXx
2006-11-07 15:48:17 · answer #10 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋