Wullie walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm. He carries it upstairs and into the bedroom where his 16 stone red-haired wife, Morag, is in bed, reading the 'Peoples Friend'. "This," says Wullie, " is the pig I've been shaggin' when you're nae aboot." "Wullie," the wife says, "That's nae a pig. That's a sheep."
"Haud yer tounge woman," says Wullie. "I wisnae talking to you."
2006-11-07 07:38:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one but still think the bond joke was the best one of the day, i'm sorry i'm not gonna get over how great that one was xXx
2006-11-07 07:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Nice read.
2006-11-07 15:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had to read it a few times
got there in the end very good lol
2006-11-07 15:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats so sheepish.
2006-11-07 16:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by travelgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so bad it's funny!
2006-11-07 15:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, but funny!!! Good one!!!
2006-11-07 16:14:30 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats soo funni!!
2006-11-07 15:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by vinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one you wooly thing
2006-11-07 16:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, that's funny ...
2006-11-07 15:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best one of the day i reckon...... loved it....
2006-11-07 15:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋