Man dies&finds himself in Hell. He's wallowing in despair when the Devil comes along&says "Cheer up. t's not so bad.We have a lot of fun down here.You a drinking man?"
"Sure" replies the man.I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays"says the Devil."On Mondays all we do is drink.Beer,whisky,wine,as much as you want.Say are you a smoker?"
"You'd better believe it!"says the man.
"Then you're gonna love Tuesday"says the Devil.We get the finest cigars from all over the world&smoke our lungs out.I bet you like to gamble don't you?"
"Why yes,"replies the man.
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want" says the Devil."Craps,blackjack,roulette,poker,whatever you like.Hey,you into drugs?"
"I love drugs!"says the man.
"Well Thursday is drug day"says the Devil."You can do all the drugs you want!"
"Wow says the man."I never realised Hell was such a cool place!"
"Say&I'll bet you're gay too aren't you?"
"NO"replies the man.
"Ouch"replies the Devil."Then you're gonna hate Fridays!
2006-11-07 07:33:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DOUGLAS B - no I'm not into drugs and can say I've never even tried them. I've got fidgetyfingers 'cause I can't keep them off the keyboard!! :)
2006-11-07 07:41:02 · update #1
LOL. LOL. Sounds like he is in for some ...... suffering! LOL.
Thanks for all the laughter this evening!
2006-11-08 06:55:47 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2006-11-07 15:37:07 · answer #2 · answered by *Red Hotts* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one! don't know what you meant by the whatever fingers but the joke was straight (even though Fridays werent in Hell) lol
2006-11-07 16:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by Say It Again M'am 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT IS HILARIOUS!
i just finished reading an offensive joke but this cheered me up.
:-)
2006-11-07 15:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and yes I am into drugs !
2006-11-07 15:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-11-07 21:18:58 · answer #6 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the joke! and... Love is the drug for me.
2006-11-07 16:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!
2006-11-07 15:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh, niceone.
2006-11-07 16:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by liam892004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
being gay isnt wrong-- ill bet you believe in a good god and free will too--- hey! can someone die(stop existing) and then come back???
2006-11-07 16:14:06 · answer #10 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋