Womens' Guide To
DRIVING MEN CRAZY
Do not say what you mean. Ever. Be ambiguous. Always.
Make them apologize for everything.
Always bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades ago, or with other boyfriends.
Look them in the eye and start laughing.
Demand to be called or e-mailed often. Whine when they don't comply.
Get mad at them for everything. Cry.
Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
Stash feminine products in their cars, backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong.
Plan little relationship anniversaries, like "the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library and exchanged that little look". Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.
Be late for everything. Yell if they're late.
Gather many female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they are present. Sing all the words. Sing loud.
Criticize the music they listen to.
Constantly claim you're fat. Ask them if you are. Then cry, regardless of their answer.
Try to get them to dance when they don't want to.
Ignore them. When asked, "What's wrong?" tell them that if they don't know, you're not going to tell them.
Whenever there is silence ask them, "What are you thinking?"
Read into everything. Over-analyze everything.
Cry. Cry often.
Try to change them. When they don't, cry.
2006-11-07 07:25:45 · 16 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME! lol
2006-11-07 07:26:49 · update #1
sounds like what you need is a man! or you could try meeting a real woman who actually listens to you, course then you have a new problem, cos she'll expect you to listen back! i'm not sure your ready for that!! lol did recognise a few friends in your question tho. but really we're not all like that, only the neurotic type that you must be going for! lucky you!!! lol
2006-11-07 07:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think maybe you posted this in the wrong category cause that wasn't funny and I think women have come a long from doing any of those things. Proves you obviously don't have a woman and haven't had one in quite sometime! Maybe you should go out and find a woman to laugh at your stupid jokes.
2006-11-07 15:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-07 15:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot of women out there who will take you for real.
You need help or you will be a old maid growing old by your self.
2006-11-07 16:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by flying bug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, it sounds to me like you need to hang around with a different type of woman! LOL.
Have a great evening.
2006-11-08 15:05:27 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But isn't that the goal of us women? To make men absolutely crazy? lol
2006-11-07 15:33:03 · answer #6 · answered by Demon Doll 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im exactly like that - Jesus mary and Joseph ive gotta stop or ill send my fiance insane!Sorry to all MEN!!!!!!!!
2006-11-07 15:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
only ever done one,and i was terrable for it the "what are you thinking" never got a bad answer though lol :)
2006-11-07 16:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by kez_124 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that women are better than men.
2006-11-07 15:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aww, sounds like somebody can't get a woman!
2006-11-07 15:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Nobody You Know 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋