One day, when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned to the class, scanned the boys and girls, looking for the guilty face. Finding not a guilty face in the bunch, she quickly erased the blackboard and began her class.
The next day, the teacher went into the classroom and noticed, in larger letters this time, the word "penis" on the blackboard. Again, she looked around the classroom in vain for the culprit, but found none. And so, the teacher erased the blackboard and proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, the teacher went into the classroom and found the same word written on the blackboard, each day, written larger than the previous day.
Finally, one day, the teacher walked into the classroom expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board. Instead, she found scrawled on the blackboard:
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
2006-11-07 07:23:26 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. That's crazy man. I cant stop laughing.
2006-11-07 07:26:52 · answer #1 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes this was great, notice over many years when I rub my penis the bigger it gets.
2006-11-07 15:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by flying bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, kids are full of surprises like that
A salesman knocks at the door of a very smart house. A young lad answers, wearing his mums negligee, stockings, suspenders, Big fat cigar in one hand, glass of wine in the other. "Is your mom in son." he asks. The lad looks up at him and said.........."Does it f*cking' look like it"
2006-11-07 23:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Nice one
2006-11-07 15:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was a very very funny joke i have no clue where you got it and if you made it up yourself then top noch my dear friend spot on!
2006-11-07 15:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by fuderpod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well something makes me smile after an awfull day
2006-11-07 15:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by Starlight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol reminded me of the teachers series that is so funny xXx
2006-11-07 16:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. But it's a bad joke ( I hope that you know that).
2006-11-07 15:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's excellent.
Thankyou.
2006-11-07 15:27:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2006-11-07 15:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋