It doens't have to be true, I just want to laugh! You can even tell me a riddle if you want to! anything to keep me busy!
2006-11-07 07:15:41 · 6 answers · asked by rawrawree 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK this is TRUE... My mother, wanting to get alittle healthier as she ages, decided to take some "wheat grass" for its nutrients. It comes in a green, rather powdery form that you should mix with some water and drink it down. Well she didn't mix it with water and instead took a tablespoon and tried swallowing it plain.
She must of taken a little breath and then began to choke but didnt want to waste this expensive nutrient so she tried to hold it in and get it down. Well she ended up coughing while still trying to hold the wheat grass in, she shot out puffs of green numerous times. She looked like a dragon trying to use its power for the first time. We almost died laughing at this sight! Wish you could of been there!! Her new nickname is "Puff the magic dragon" or just "Puff" for short!
2006-11-07 07:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by Kitty 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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Things to do in an elevator:
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, They open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"
27.) ask "excuse me, my butt itching, can anyone scratch it for me?" (you are holding things in your two hands)
28.) Turn against the wall and start talking to the wall.
29.) Look at your "invisivle" watch, and take your wrist and ask one of the people "Is this time right?"
30.) Start hummong really loudly like you are meditating "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
31.) start doing jumping jacks.
32.) Look at your hand and say out load "woooooow, coool" and wave your hand at the people and say "isn't it wow and cool?"
33.) Sit on the floor and close your eyes, and start snoring really loudly.
34.) Look suddenly at the floor of the elevator and start screaming at the "invisible" squirrel.
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2006-11-07 07:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Blonde meets red
Joke
One day a beautiful blonde girl was walking down the street and seen something that caught her eye. A very beautiful redheaded girl, bouncing up and down chanting a cheer and kicking her feet shouting 88 – 88 – 88. A smile crossed her face as she thought about how everyone has always said blonde girls were so stupid and in her eyes nothing appeared so stupid as this. After all the redheaded girl didn’t even have a pompom.
Approaching the girl she said oh your just being silly. Do you know how dumb that looks? As the redhead kept bouncing she smiled at the blonde and said yes it does look dumb but it is such great fun as she shouted out 88 – 88 – 88.
The blonde girl thought about it and said to herself, well ok it looks stupid but the redhead seem to really be having a great time so she thought she would give it a try. Now together bouncing up and down chanting the cheer 88 – 88 – 88, the blonde said your right this is fun. The redhead eased over placing the blonde between herself and the road. As a truck came speeding down the road she bumped the cheering blonde in front of the speeding truck and the blonde girl died. Without missing a beat the redhead continued her cheer chanting 89 – 89 – 89.
2006-11-07 07:58:48 · answer #3 · answered by Savage 7 · 8⤊ 3⤋
Kevin Federline
2006-11-07 07:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ginger Sling 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
a gramdpa and a grandson were walking in the park. there were 2 dogs doing it. the grandson asked his grandpa what are those dogs doing? the grandpa says well you see the dog in the back he has a sore leg so the one in the front is helping him out. the grandson then says thats a lot like life. the grandpa says how is that? grandson says you try to give a hand and you always end up fu**ed
2006-11-07 07:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what does a hooker and skydiving have in common
they both cost $100, and if the rubber breaks you're screwed
2006-11-07 07:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋