Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
2006-11-07 07:10:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lmao, that is halarious!!!!!
2006-11-07 07:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good
2006-11-07 15:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i did like this joke -
unfortunately when i heard it a few weeks back on this site
there are so many jokes out there - but they all seem to be posted on this site
:-)
2006-11-07 15:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but a bit old now and fidgetyfi sent it in the other night.
2006-11-07 15:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO funny, give me a good laugh.
2006-11-07 15:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one, but I've heard it before.
2006-11-07 15:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if he had a crystal ball he could have seen him coming eh.
2006-11-07 15:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I put this on yahoo a few days ago :)
2006-11-07 15:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
pmsl very gd
2006-11-07 15:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW FUNNIEST 1 ALL DAY
2006-11-07 15:25:55 · answer #10 · answered by Miz AmERYKA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha. Classic!
2006-11-07 15:21:08 · answer #11 · answered by Wee John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋