Stevie wonder joke!?

Question

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!".
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then
goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.
When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord". A bit
pissed off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor
chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.
The little old man jumps up again.
"No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord". Well and truly p’d off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability
Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart ***. You get up here and do it!"
The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike... and starts to sing .....
"A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."

Answer 1

very clever joke - and i had actually not heard that version before.
made me chuckle.

i just wished people in here could post jokes like this, instead of resorting to sick, racist crap.
this one is quite innocent compared to some - at least i can tell it to granny.

:-)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

sturdy one.....right here is mine. somewhat hispanic boy basically arrived in usa along with his relatives. He desperate to bypass to his first american baseball interest. while he arrived back residing house, he replaced into so excited. His momma suggested, "Jose, why are you so excited....did you get exhilaration from the interest?" Jose replied, "oh momma, usa is so outstanding and the all of us is so outstanding". Momma suggested "what do you advise?" Jose suggested "until eventually now the interest began, the full crowd question me if i ought to make certain the interest". Momma suggested "ought to you spot the interest?" "definite momma, they sang 'Jose are you able to make certain, via the dawns early mild...............'."

Answer 4

I loved it! I laughed out loud! Thanks for sharing and livening up an otherwise typical mundane afternoon. We all need a little humor in our lives.

Answer 5

Now thats funny.good one

Answer 6

That's brill

Answer 7

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!

I LOVED THAT ONE!!

Feel a bit dumb that I didn't see it coming, but that made it all the better!!

Clever you!

Answer 8

well that tickled the parts other jokes cannot reach.. i like it...

Answer 9

L.O.L. Good pun at the end!

Answer 10

Ha ha ha ha. Classic!