IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT The OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL-LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I? AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER is none other than…………..Your Toothbrush!!!!! LOL
2006-11-07 07:03:00 · 15 answers · asked by EriksSweetheart 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awww, you got me all excited over a tooth brush, nice job. lol
2006-11-07 07:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A toothbrush
2016-05-22 08:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mollie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will never look at brushing my teeth quite the same ever again !!! lol
2006-11-07 07:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by ashashbaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie! LOL.
Thanks for sharing, and have a good evening!
2006-11-08 07:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... I tend not to have THAT wonderful of a time when I brush my teeth... But here's to good oral... um... health!
LOL
2006-11-07 07:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by MissJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was about to report you when I saw that you were talking about a toothbrush! LOL
2006-11-07 07:07:44 · answer #6 · answered by julie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats Hilarious!!!
I honestly thought you were talking 'bout something else, 'cos i'm sick minded too!!!
wait a minute that !!??Me has got a point!!!
2006-11-07 07:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!!
2006-11-07 07:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a necessary function. I do not enjoy it.
2006-11-07 07:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-07 07:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋