Two identical twins called Joe & John.
One day John’s wife died same day as Joe’s boat sank.
Walking down the street an elderly lady said to Joe (Thinking it was John) that she was sorry about his loss. Joe (The one with the sunken boat) said it’s ok, she was a rotten thing with a huge bottom any how. She was losing water, had a massive crack in the back and a big hole in the front which was getting bigger and bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finished her off was when I rented her to four guys. The fools, they tried to enter her at thte same time and split her right down the middle.
The old lady fainted!!!
2006-11-07 07:02:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...OMG...ii WAS ROLLiiN ON THE FLOOR
2006-11-07 07:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one I hadn't heard before. Good job! Most jokes on here I've heard. This one was very funny.
2006-11-07 07:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd 10/10
2006-11-07 07:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks got she didn't get heart attach ! Could she really tolerate that far to hear such a horrible description for a woman ? Ha ha ha ....Great One !!
2006-11-07 07:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, I absolutely love that joke.
2006-11-07 07:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lydia C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another masterpiece.
2006-11-07 07:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
That was sssssssssssooooooooooo baaaaaaadddddddddd
2006-11-07 07:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one but prefer the bond joke xXx
2006-11-07 07:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* hahahahha
2006-11-07 07:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflol
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2006-11-07 07:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋