Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next."
2006-11-07 06:57:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Youre weird and make my wee-wee shrink more.
2006-11-07 06:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by whenrainbowscry 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha.....Thats the one heard more than 10 times so fall guts or Balls ! What should I call?
2006-11-07 07:03:26 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick!! You have been possessed by a Script Scrambler!
Go to your local library and stand in the Fiction section Remove all your clothes and scream SCRIPT SCRAMBLER .
This will cause him to jump and fall to the floor. while he is startled grab your clothes and run into the reference section .He should then leap into the nearest book but this will not matter if you Don't mix up the sections.
2006-11-07 07:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are Guts and Balls still alive?
2006-11-07 06:59:43 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Female is knocking him over the head with the broom and turning to his buddies and saying "you're next"
2006-11-07 07:00:02 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as some of your other ones, but funny non the less.
2006-11-07 07:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have read that somewhere else before, is this plagarism?
Funny line though
2006-11-07 06:59:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give "cowboy21 10 pts you go girl!"
2006-11-07 07:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by reseda1420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EHH..Kinda funy..kinda bein the key word..lol..
2006-11-07 07:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW LOL!!! I'm at a loss for words!!!
2006-11-07 07:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋