did i tell you about(part 3)?

Question

picture the scene bert and george in the trench during the second world war surrounded by germans and they were the only 2 left in their platoon and they had not eaten for 5days.bert looks over the trench and says ''george look at that tree over there it has got rashers of bacon hanging from it''george says ''sit down bert you are getting delirious there is no such thing as a bacon tree''but bert was adamant and said''keep me covered i will get some bacon and we will have a good fry up for breakfast''with that he disappears over the top of the trench.Within a couple of minutes george hears machine guns grenades mortar shells gas bombs etc.after a couple of minutes bert falls back into the trench leg missing arm off big hole in his gut.george says''well dummy did you get the bacon''and bert says ''no it wasnt a bacon tree'' george says ''well what was it and bert says....wait for it ....wait....'it was a BLOODY 'AMBUSH''....(HAMbush )another play on words for those who dont get it.....

i would like to add that no offence was intended when writing this story.i treat all war veterans with respect and sell poppys for them.

Answer 1

nice one xXx (I am wearing my poppy as well)

Answer 2

Good one bill. :)
A group of US marines are stranded on a Pacific island after the war. After a few months the sergeant decides he has to do something to boost moral. "Good news, men," he says. "We're going to have a change of underwear tomorrow."
It's not much but the marines are cheered up.
The sergeant continues, "Tomorrow, Johnson you change with Kropowiski....Kropowiski you change with Peterson..." :)

Answer 3

Okay, this is good, but the puns have to end at some point. lol

Answer 4

tee hee ....