make me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

ok i really really want a really good funny jokes it doesnt matter naghty clean anything that makes me laugh

Answer 1

why is alabama the smarest state?

casue it has 4 a's and 1 b

lolz!!!!!!!!1 tickle tickle tickle

Answer 2

Shouldn't the 'question' be can you make me laugh?
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."


That's all I have...

Answer 3

Here's one for you:
There's a trucker driving along the highway in Nevada, and he starts to get really horny. He then sees a sign for a Brothel (whore house) 10 miles away. He begins to get very excited when he spots a note at the bottom of the sign which says: "Beware of Sandpaper Sally." He thinks this is a bit wierd but keeps driving and gets hornier and hornier. He finally gets to the Brothel, throws money down on the table, and says: "I want a whore." to which a woman repeats: "Okay, but the only girl we have left is Sally." He decides to take the offer and runs up to the room he's told Sally is in. He opens the door and sees the prettiest blond he's ever seen in his life, throws her down on the bed and procedes to have his way with her when he notices that she is a bit rough and dry down there. He asks what's wrong with her and she gets up and goes to the bathroom. She comes back and they start again. He says that it feels great and asks what she did. To which she replies:"I picked the scabs."

Here's another:
Two men are sitting at a bar, one turns to the other and says:"I f*cked your mom."
The bar goes silent as everyone looks at the two men to see what is going to happen.
Once again, the first man repeats:"I f*cked your mom."
To which the other man replies:"Shut up dad, you're drunk."

Answer 4

Very proper female reporter goes to an Indian reservation to interview the chiefs.
She starts with a chief with one feather in his headband.
She says, "May I inquire as to what the feather represents?"
The chief replies (much to her dismay), " ME F**K one squaw."
The woman replies, "Oh My!"

Miss Pris then moves on to another area of the reservation.
She meets a chief with 3 feathers in his headband.
Afraid to ask, but knowing that is why she came, she asks.
"Excuse me chief what do the 3 feathers represent?"
The chief replies, " ME F**k three squaws."
The woman again replies," Oh My!."

She now moves on to the opposite side of the reservation, thinking things can't be the same there.

She meets a chief with a headdress that is dragging on the ground.
Now terrified to ask, but thinking it can't be the same.

She asks, Excuse me chief, may I ask what all the beautiful feathers represent.
The chief replies"ME F**K ALL SQUAW, ALL TRIBES."
She replies, "Oh how hostile."
He says," Hostile, Dog style, any style."
She says, "Oh Dear ."
He says, "NO DEAR SNAT*H TO HIGH, RUN TO FAST."

Now that I have typed this I hope you are old enough to be reading such a joke. Sorry to anyone offended. Has been my favorite for years.

Answer 5

These two Whales are swimming in the ocean when one of them spots a whaling ship.

He motions to his pal and says "hey, see that whaling ship, my dad was killed by one of those, lets go sink it!"

The other whale agrees and they both swim under the ship, blowing bubbles through their blowholes and finally managing to capsize the whaling ship.

Dozens of sailors are floundering in the water, and the whale motions to pal again, "hey, lets go finish off those men."

The second whale states, "Hold on! I agreed to help you with the B!ow job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen."

Answer 6

I can tickle your bare feet! Will That make you laugh?

Answer 7

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam!

Answer 8

Why do blondes hate vibrators?
They chip their teeth.

Answer 9

What were the rednecks final words?

"Hey y'all, watch this."

Answer 10

Let me show you a pic of me naked, you'll laugh for days. (LOL)