"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in
my hand, while the fish swim by in
complete safety."
IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance
at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead
over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over
the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some
pretty darn soon."
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing.
It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands,
so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I
can fake it well enough so that you don't
spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me,
and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit,
I'm starving already."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Means: "I make the mess, she cleans it up."
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop',
the address of the first girl I ever kissed,
and the vehicle identification numbers
of every car I've ever owned,
but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU,
AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner
was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb,
it will bleed to death before
I admit that I'm hurt."
2006-11-07 06:14:22 · 26 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A lot of these are actually true!
2006-11-07 06:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's all true. Every word! Unfortuantly we now need to dispose of you. You know that you are not allowed to make this list public. Our wives were never supposed to find out. We must stop you before you reveal all of our secrets!!!
2006-11-08 17:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by knihelpu 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Excellent.
However, I do not remember the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and I have never known, nor do I know now, any of my vehicles I.D. numbers.
2006-11-07 14:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Men!.... and most of them actually survive, which is amazing, given the workings of their minds! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-11-08 15:30:02 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"of cause i don't mind if you switch the sports of and put your soaps on"====="have i got a choice what with the sound of the huffing and puffing""
2006-11-12 12:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very true indeed r u my husband lol
2006-11-07 14:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo, that's so great!! I especially like the last one. LMAO!!
2006-11-07 14:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOVIN IT should be the definition of male
2006-11-07 14:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by String of pearls 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, brilliant this was...
...Did you come up with most of these yourself, I think I heard of some of them before
2006-11-07 14:25:29 · answer #9 · answered by A Pure Test 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My fiance says at least four of those and I've always wondered if he really meant them. Very Funny, Thanks!!
2006-11-07 14:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋