2006-11-07 06:04:31 · 15 answers · asked by Joy_Brigade 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, becuase jesus didn't exist....
and here come the christian hate mails now...
2006-11-07 06:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Did you ever stand next to a person who had a thought, and you lied and said you did? Jesus is God incarnate. God is truth and love. Ergo, Jesus could not/can not lie.
2006-11-07 14:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Spirit Walker 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I doubt farting was socially impolite during the times of 'you glanced at my daughter now I kill you' days. I am assuming if anything, BO might have been a bigger issue.
2006-11-07 14:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Craiova 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No! but as educated people know in the time he was alive most people did not care about smell. Most smelled already.
2006-11-07 14:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a good job he didn't include his gas as part of the eucharist. Or is that why high churches burn all that incense?
2006-11-07 14:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a Christian and yes it is funny. Lighten up.Well Jesus was human........... I don't see him lying about it but I don't see anyone daring in asking HIM.
2006-11-07 14:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Piper 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't you have anything better to do with your time? With your mind?
2006-11-07 14:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Kathie Emmanuelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet he was a regular dude; had kids and blondes pull his finger.
2006-11-07 14:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Naw, he miraculously put his gas in the dog.
2006-11-07 14:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
no one would have the guts to ask him "hey dude did you just fart"
2006-11-07 14:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by katia 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋