She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. That husband died too.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
2006-11-07 05:12:49 · 25 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O.K. Cowboy I`ve waited for days for something & it`s a classic Thanks 10/10
2006-11-07 05:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-11-07 05:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did she have 3 legs
2006-11-07 05:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-28 21:26:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something every teenage girl in this day and age would be wise to think about - do you really want people saying this about you at your funeral, married or not?
2006-11-07 05:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a Y-shaped coffin then!
2006-11-07 05:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 keep them comeing in
2006-11-07 05:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, excellent.
2006-11-07 05:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch tough preacher LOL nice joke ;)
2006-11-07 05:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by jobseeker_3212005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant. one of the best jokes i have heard in ages.
2006-11-07 05:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by magicalle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋