I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
please help !
2006-11-07 05:08:40 · 20 answers · asked by Darren M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
its TIME ;-D
2006-11-07 15:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time
2006-11-08 09:40:21 · answer #2 · answered by Jonny F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pressure!
2006-11-07 13:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Polar bears are already white
2006-11-07 13:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Besides Time, God, Pressure and Air, the #1 solution is "NO"
=)
2006-11-07 13:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it Time?
2006-11-07 13:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i haven't got a clue - but I'll keep checking in to see if someone else gets it cos i am well intrigued.
2006-11-07 13:14:23 · answer #7 · answered by magicalle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gravity??? Although it doesn't sound quite right it's my best shot at an answer.
2006-11-07 13:14:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmhhh... :? slightly confusslin ? umm i dno .. x but i would like to kno.. coz the riddle itself is interesting..
2006-11-07 13:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genes
Onions
Beer
Reflection in mirror
Themselves
TV??
Hot frying pan
Carbon dioxide
A boil on your chin
Ooh heck.....
NO........
2006-11-07 13:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋