FUN
ANSWERING
MACHINE
MESSAGES
This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
(Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Agent 83.2. Your contact, Agent 33.5, is not available right now. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a brief message at the tone. This tape will self-destruct in thirty seconds. Good Luck, Agent 83.2.
(Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone? Sure... I knew you could.
(In a bored voice:) Heaven, God speaking...
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word. Today's word is
2006-11-07 05:01:10 · 7 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And I think I just figured out how to piss people off who call my cell phone..Thank You!
2006-11-07 05:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the first one is brilliant - well it appealed to me anyway. not so sure about the rest though.
2006-11-07 13:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by magicalle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Answering Machines !!! Oh No ! They can be real irritating.....Belive me !!!!
2006-11-07 13:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 9.9/10
2006-11-07 13:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one thankyou
can I pinch one?? they are great.
2006-11-07 13:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotflmfao. LOVE IT!!
2006-11-07 13:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*flips out cell phone and starts changing voicemail message* am so using the god one, another good one is
"Hello, helloo, hellllooooo oh i can't hear you, speak up oh never mind leave a message after the beep and i'll get back to you" - gets me all the time xXx
2006-11-07 14:45:16 · answer #7 · answered by Star dust 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋