There was a 2 year old who was excited about her first day of taking a bath & not being washed in the sink. So, she asked "Mommy. I gonna take a 'baf' with you?" (She tried to say bath.) The mother said "Yes honey. Of course... but as long as you don't look down." The twin nodded her head.
A couple minutes into the bath time, the little one had dropped the soap and looked down to retrieve it. The mother hadn't noticed until she had said "Mommy. What that curly stuff in the tub? It look weird." Out of worry, the mother said "Oh... uh... its a garden sweety." The child said "Okay."
The next day, the kid took a bath with the father as the father said the same as the mother. The kid once again dropped the soap & asked "Daddy. What that long thing? It scary." The father, shocked, said it was a snake.
Later, the girl climbed in bed with mommy & daddy. When she awoke, she felt movement under the covers. So, curiously, she asked "Mommy. Why is daddy's snake in your garden?"
2006-11-07 04:58:51 · 10 answers · asked by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't find this joke even a little funny. I find it disturbing that her parents would be having sex with her in the bed. It's actually pretty sick.
2006-11-07 05:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hi, I'm hot mama and there are a few other jokes that are just like this but different here they are............................
1. One day this boy asked his dad if he can take a shower with him so there will be water left for him, his dad said yes as long as he didn't look down......... the boy dropped his soap and when picking it up saw his dad thing and asked daddy whats that? the dad answered by saying thats my "cream filler" .
So the next day the boy asked his mom the same thing but this time she said not to look down. so he agreed then his soap slipped ouit of his hands and he went to pick it up and asked mommy whats that? the mom replied and said thats my cake.......
the next day he asked if he could sleep with them and his parents said ok as long as you don't look under the covers, and the boy agreed, the boy sneezed an looked under the covers and said, mommy the way your face looks you sure look like to be filled with daddys cream!
The following week the boy came into the kitchen to his parents and said i now what you were doing on the couch yesterday...........the parents said how do you know? the boy replied i licked the cream!
2. a little boy asked his mom, mom can i take a shower wih you? the mom asnwered yes but don't lokk up or down! the boy said ok but he look up and asked what are those? the mom answered those are my head lights the boy look down and asked whats that the mom answered thats my garage.
the next day the boy asked the same to his dad and his dad said yes but don't look down the boy looked down and asked dad whats tat? the dad answeredthats my limo
the next day the boy asked to sleep with his parents and the parents said yes as long as you don't look under the covers.
the boy looked under the covers and said............. mom better turn on your head lights daddys parking his limo in your garage!
3. the other joke i know is a peanuts joke charlie brown asks pepermint pattey to take her cloths off and go into bed with him pepper mint patty says no but charle brown says i'll spit on you, so she does then charlie brown ask can i put my finger in your belly button she says no but charlie brown say if you don't let me i'll spit on you..............
so he doesn then wiggles it around then in 25 mins peppermint patty says thats not my belly botton then charlie brown says thats not my finger!
those are my favorites hope you enjoyed them!
2006-11-07 05:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one but it was a little diff. it was a car and a garage and the little girl told daddy he needed to put the car in mommies garage
2006-11-07 05:08:41 · answer #3 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ......Kids are innocents, they should be made tounderstand that snakes enjoy gardens !!! Ha Ha Ha ...Funny One !
2006-11-07 05:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it was kind of lame and predictable
2006-11-07 05:12:28 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was a funny joke
2006-11-07 05:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by juanita2_2000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rather lame.
2006-11-07 05:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by X factor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that funny
2006-11-07 05:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-07 05:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, thanks for the laugh!
2006-11-07 05:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋