can anyone cheer me up yoday?

Question

i got the tuesday blues

Answer 1

Hi Missy! Thanks for choosing my answer as best, but why are giving out your email address? Everyone here can see it, and that might not be such a good thing. By the way, why are you so blue everyday?

Answer 2

Hey your not sick and its not monday and things could always be worse, you could live in poverty and have a police record and waiting for some change to get that next high so you can go out and rob someone to get money to get even higher and then end up spending your next tuesday in jail waiting to get sentenced to prison for 10 or more years of tuesdays. Now do you feel a little bit better plus you only have four days till the weekend :)

Answer 3

There has to be a deep down reason why you are blue other than being Tuesday. Think about what might be bothering you, and attack it head on. If it is something you cannot address, then try and treat yourself to something, like an ice cream sundae, or go buy yourself a new shirt of shoes. Call a friend, and ask them to the movies....just to get your mind off of being down in the dumps. :-)

Answer 4

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.
He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the
next Monday. "Downsizing."

He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it
doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to
figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill
standing at the water cooler. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be
one of them."

He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does.
Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's
in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to
think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and
Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.

"Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything
okay?"
He looks at her and says "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. I
can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off."

And she looks at him and says "Well I have to catch a bus, so i suggest
you jack off.










Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.
"The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need: a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck" Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure..."

The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2... E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?" Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure..."

The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see... 7-5/8." Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure..." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

Answer 5

Think you coud be in my shoes my husband works 70 hours a week and I also have 6 children with me all day there ages are 7,4,2,18mo, 7mo,5mo, and then lets see who has the tuesday blues and by the way only three of those are my children.

Answer 6

HI, Cheer up! You are a great person, and this is a GReat day! You woke up breathing today, some one else didn't , this means that you have a purpose in life that God wants you to fulfill! Just turn that frown upside down and start over. You are a wonderful person, let your light shine! Hope your day goes better. :)

Answer 7

Well, at least you've made it this far. Think of all of those people that simply gave up after Monday. They're at home, crying out "If only I would have made it until Tuesday!"

Anyway, it could always be worse...so look on the bright side!

Answer 8

I got em too but I always think of something fun I'm going to do today and it kinda lifts my spirits up and gives me a little hope. Like when I'm sad, I think of something fun or cool that's going to happen to me-sigh-"At least I'm going to get some yummy ice-cream to cool me down." Yeah well I get excited for the smallest things-like today, when I'm going to work, I'm gonna go to Safeway and get me one of those Campbell's Soup at Hand. There you go! I've got my anticipation and it makes me feel somewhat special. lol If all else fails just put on the SADDEST music you got and cry like your mom died or something. It works too! Well hope you feel better! I'm with ya girlfriend!!

Answer 9

I don't know where you live but here the weather is of mist rain and cold so that makes for a very depressing day, although I did vote.

What's up with the dude above me?

Answer 10

Tuesday is only 24 hours long.