2006-11-07 03:12:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Damn dude, wipe your a s s better.
2006-11-07 03:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let her go. She's not worth keeping around. Sh*it happens. It more than likely happened to her before. It happens to EVERYONE! Now, if it happens everytime you might have a problem lol.
How good of a mother would she make if a little poopy freaks her out? Does she plan on making her husband change all the diapers? LOL! Good luck with that one.
That is just nasty though. In the future you should NOT wear tighty whities. You should get black boxers or boxer briefs. Any mistakes are not easily seen and they look a LOT better.
There's probably not anything you can do to keep her though being that she is so immature. I say move on and find someone better.
2006-11-07 10:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by commish_guy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure what you can tell her but she obviously feels grossed out by what she found. I would almost be tempted to say that they were my brother's or a friend's underwear.
Two things to do not allow this situation to ever happen again:
1) Wipe better when you go
2) Don't wear white underwear (buy gray or black briefs/boxer briefs)
2006-11-07 03:18:23 · answer #3 · answered by mm92280 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAOOOOOO! Yes quickly throw all the damage briefs away buy some new ones and ask if you both can start over on a clean slate..Good Luck
2006-11-07 03:18:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wear dark boxers from now on, get rid of the briefs dude.
2006-11-07 03:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by pcolaengr1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Uuummmm tell her men have those all the time. But I would advise you to wipe a little more thoroughly from now on when you use the facilities. Try baby wipes.
2006-11-07 03:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by LibraT 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't blame her, only boys leave skid marks, then they grow up and begin wiping their own behinds. That is nasty, and would make one think you are a unclean young man. That means you need to take more care and concern for your own personal hygenie, unless you dont mind going around smelling like crap! Gross!
2006-11-07 03:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL...that's nasty. maybe you need to buy some disposable briefs, probably wear a "panty liner", or buy some Depends.
2006-11-07 03:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by thegroovyguy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her she is so beautiful and intellgient that you lose control of all bodily functions when you gaze upon her.
2006-11-07 03:14:54 · answer #9 · answered by wvucountryroads 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It might be a good idea to change underwear after your buddies gang bang your butt.
2006-11-07 05:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋