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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked
to go fishing up inCanada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack
enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my
things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this
sounds a bit fishy
but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband
asked The following weekend he came home, a little tired but
otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he
caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill,
and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk
pajamas like I asked you to do?"


You'll love the answer...


The wife replied,
"I did. They're in your fishing box.....

2006-11-07 03:04:49 · 30 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

ANOTHER CRACKER CHANTELLE YOU GOT IT IN FOR US MEN TODAY THE COUPLE HAD TWO SONS AND TRYED FOR A DAUGHTER BUT GOT ANOTHER SON. MAN SAYS SORRY I DONT THINK I CAN MAKE GIRLS. WIFE SAYS TYPICAL MAN THE PATERN WAS IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU NEVER LOOKED AT IT

2006-11-07 03:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

10/10

2006-11-07 11:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was brilliant - fishing and dumb guys go well together...

Two morons go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.
1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.
2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?

2006-11-08 03:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 1 0

That would have made me laugh but stupidly i looked at the punch line first! I'm such an idiot!!! Very funny anyway!

2006-11-07 12:12:10 · answer #4 · answered by roooof 3 · 0 0

Oh My God !!! Really !!! What an intelligent wife is she ? Hubby the bloody got 'Stumped' without any mercy !!! Excellent One !!! Liked it soooooooooooooooo much !!!

2006-11-07 11:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

Funny, and maybe a tip for the future

2006-11-07 11:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by A True Gentleman 5 · 0 0

Open mouth; insert foot here. lol Good 1

2006-11-07 11:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0 0

BUSTED!! That's Hilarious!

2006-11-07 13:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if only all women were as savvy!!!

11-10

2006-11-07 12:37:24 · answer #9 · answered by emboo 2 · 0 0

Brilliant! BUSTED!!!!

2006-11-07 11:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by ribena 4 · 0 0

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