A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast-bacon, eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? An Aitken's buttery? Grapefruit with ginger and coffee to follow?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says. "It has really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something-a bowl of homemade soup, maybe, with (mmmm) a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says. "It has really taken the edge off my appetite."
Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She offers to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. Maybe a red pudding or a steak pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved? Or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm starving!"
2006-11-07 02:39:00 · 13 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think you are so funny! Thanks for always making me laugh!
2006-11-07 02:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God !!! Never knew that Viagra can work so long from break fast time to tea time , Ha Ha Ha .......Nice One !!! Enjoyed the One !!!
2006-11-07 10:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the wife's gonna have a feast when she gets out
2006-11-08 11:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice one! Wasn't expecting that punchline at all.
2006-11-07 10:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh ho ho! I get it! They are doing the horizontal tango!
2006-11-07 10:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-07 10:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS was not expecting that punch line at all!!
2006-11-07 11:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by runt0125 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
husband is thirsty
2006-11-07 11:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by mr_ekow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he thats funny.
2006-11-07 11:30:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-07 10:41:37 · answer #10 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋