I wll seek and find you and shall take you to bed to have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake, sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy and pray for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And when I am finished you will be weak at the knees for days.
All my love the
FLU. Now get your mind out of the gutter you lot and go have a flu jab!!!!!!
2006-11-07 01:30:21 · 18 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im gonna go down on you! And your gonna love it. But its only gonna be long enough to let you start enjoying it then im gonna come back up and **** you big time
Yors sincerely
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2006-11-07 01:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by Scottish Girl 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL !! Very good, have just retrieved my mind from the gutter as I definitely thought you were being very rude :) !!!!
Not going to take your advice though as everyone I know who get's the flu jab seems to be ill afterwards .... ?!
2006-11-07 10:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by Mari C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really did not see that comeing--- very convincing, I shall be getting mine very soon! I am well and truely up and out of the gutter!!! Thanks!
2006-11-07 12:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by roooof 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Ow ow ow my tummy hurts. If've got my work collegues looking at me as if I was outta my mind. Very good joke. lol. The joke's on us. lol.
2006-11-07 09:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm immune to flu so can i have just the 1st part?
=kizzy=
2006-11-07 09:42:54 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go sell your pich to the NHS
2006-11-07 10:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by curiosity_kills 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's no love story here- it's all a load of mumbo jumbo
2006-11-07 09:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by Scatty 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
funny
2006-11-07 10:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Love the loving love story!
2006-11-07 09:31:49 · answer #9 · answered by VT 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
hehe, i actually didnt see that coming, genius
2006-11-07 09:59:31 · answer #10 · answered by stevethekangaroo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋