A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your *****?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
2006-11-07 00:00:27 · 25 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's minging!!!! Go and stand in the CORNER!!!!
2006-11-07 00:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Reminds me of the woman who smuggled her pet skunk into the country in her panties. The stench was awful but the skunk didn't seem to mind.
2006-11-07 01:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well done - a real laugh thank you. 8/10
2006-11-07 00:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it ,and it could be told as a one liner.
2006-11-09 10:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahahahah
funny funny hahaha.
thanks one werth telling the boys.
2006-11-07 00:36:33 · answer #5 · answered by loboe27 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have to tell my driving instructor that one cos he'll love it-very good
2006-11-07 00:03:12 · answer #6 · answered by Elle J Morgan 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Unexpected twist, there lol
2006-11-07 04:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a corker lol very funny, my oap mother even gave a chuckle.
2006-11-07 00:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-07 00:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by theredalbino 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thankyou. a very funny joke
2006-11-07 00:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by mumbo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋