Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they get married.
2006-11-06 23:45:10 · 3 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha, nice one!
Here's another:
A woman was rushed to hospital in Ireland after having phone sex.
Doctors managed to retrieve a Nokia, two Motorolas and a Samsung.
No Sieman was found........
2006-11-08 16:23:57 · answer #1 · answered by orion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two jokes are better than that.
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
â« I believe I can die, â«
â« I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, â«
â« All I wanted was a popsicle, â«
â« Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . â«
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-11-10 00:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too shabby, made me chuckle! :)
2006-11-09 20:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋