An old lady stood at the railing of a cruise ship, holding on tight to
her hat so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon my forwardness, madam, but were you aware that your dress is blowing up in the wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "But I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam," the gentleman said in a worried tone, "you must know that you are exposed!"
The old lady glanced down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
2006-11-06 22:37:10 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny n very practical, thanks 4 the laugh
2006-11-06 23:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-06 22:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bubba died in a hearth and his body became burned quite badly. The morgue needed someone to % out the body, so as that they despatched for his 2 suitable acquaintances, Daryl and Gomer. the three men had continually achieved each and every thing at the same time. Daryl arrived first, or perhaps as the mortician pulled decrease back the sheet, Daryl suggested, Yup, his face is wiped out quite undesirable. You more effective perfect roll him over. The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl suggested, Nope, aint Bubba. The mortician idea that became particularly unusual. Then he further Gomer in to % out the body. Gomer took a seem on the body and suggested, Yup, hes quite nicely wiped out. Roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer suggested, No, it aint Bubba. The mortician requested, how are you going to inform? Gomer suggested, nicely, Bubba had 2 assholes. What? He had 2 assholes? suggested the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had 2 assholes. each and each and every time we went to city, persons would say, the following comes Bubba with them 2 assholes.
2016-11-28 21:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by picart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe Ü
2006-11-09 06:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by maesam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wisdom from a old hand there
2006-11-06 23:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by bigb 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny but pls it is not like africa as someone said thank u
2006-11-06 23:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by abenabox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee..heard it before but it's still funny!
2006-11-06 22:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-07 02:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the assets must be saved! LOL. LOL.
Good one!
2006-11-08 10:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2006-11-06 22:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, I see her point. he he .
2006-11-06 22:56:50 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋