How come there are always skid marks in my undies?

Question

I think my wife must put them there.

Answer 1

Sheez buddy , have ya heard of wiping ur backside properly, if that is not the problem then maybe cut back on gassy foods.

OR wear dark undies that way skids are camouflaged....
Now take that to the BANK SUCKA,,you have just BEEN BOOKER-ED...

Answer 2

I once saw this add in the european tv, where a guy had picked up a girl and was about to get lucky, when she noticed his stained white underwear, before he could blink, she jumped off the bed and disapear. That reminds me, "If is gotta be white is gotta be Tide", I keep a clean pair on, always, no more intentional gas leaks. You never know if you may get lucky.

Answer 3

Have you been trying to ski behind the car again? Try water..no skids.

Answer 4

I hate to say this hun, but its a horrible thing. Men aren't as clean in the bathroom as women, sorry gents but your not.

Answer 5

its not your wife its the skid fairy that comes at night and does it

Answer 6

Sounds like someone is not cleaning the junk in the trunk.

Answer 7

Because you must wipe until your bum is clean. Using a little more toilet paper won't cost you that much more money. Also, i hope you wash your hands.

Answer 8

Did you recently have a case of severe gas? You do know that sometimes you can let loose and not even feel it.

Answer 9

Try wiping your butt. It might work! Yeah, amazing huh?!

Answer 10

Try wiping your butt properly, so they can go away.