God created man..... and He stepped back and said:
"This is an image of perfection indeed.
From the beautifully defined muscles,
to it's grinning shaggy head.
From the slightly furry torso,
to it's easy going tread.
Lets create something for it to wed."
So God went on to create a woman... and He stepped back and said:
"Oh good grief, this thing's going to have to wear make-up."
2006-11-06 18:57:23 · 7 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He actually said Adam I'm sorry
but why should you just sit in Eden and rejoice .
so God created woman
and since that day neither man nor god has had a moments piece and quiet
2006-11-06 19:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by slick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just plain stupid. I don't wear makeup and there's plenty of guys that look at me. Besides, men never see above your chest anyways, so what's the point in clogging your pores on your face?
2006-11-07 10:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No He did not! Your tired, and making things up. Go to bed!
2006-11-07 03:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are a guy right? okay I will lie and say funny!
2006-11-07 03:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol............ur funny.see even god thinks u guys are complicated
2006-11-07 02:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by krishna s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny.
2006-11-07 03:01:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. thanks that brightened up my day
2006-11-07 02:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋