JOKED today on my birthday!!?

Question

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?"
The Cowboy replied," Well, I had to walk home."



At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
Why?
“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you"


Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"


Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

today is my BIRTHDAY so enjoy these jokes and rate them.

this for u PANP tell ur friend sorry even if it is not ur mistake cause it is ur birthday and u need to make friends and not break it just as i did by posting this joke and many friends like u...............
happy birthday to u too!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

A very HAPPY B'DAY to u sweets.
jokes are real good. i'd give them 8.5/10.
cheerios ! njoy ur day...

PS. I also gave ya a thumbs up , ur bday gift . that's the best i can do here...

Answer 2

HAppy Birthday !! 10/10

Answer 3

Happy Birthday gr8 joke

Answer 4

thankyou for the laughs on your birthday, now I give one to you for a gift. happy birthday!

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take
>them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another
>farmer who owned
>
>five male pigs.
>
>After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything
>50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive
>thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
>
>The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,
>loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
>vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.
>
>While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "! How will I know
>if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the
>grass in the morning, they're pregnant, i f they're in the mud, they're
>not."
>
>The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So the farmer hosed
>off the pigs, loaded them into the family station wagon again and
>proceeded to try again.
>
>This continued each morning for more than a week.
>
>One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He
>called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the
>pigs are in the mud or in the grass."
>
>"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
>them is honking the horn"

Answer 5

Happy BirthDay

and nice jokes

Answer 6

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

Answer 7

Many happy returns of this day to you.

LOL. I enjoyed your jokes. LOL.

Thanks for sharing, and have a really great evening!

Answer 8

I rate them all 9/10 & A very Happy Birthday 2U............

Answer 9

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
i liked the one about Principal

Answer 10

many mor ehappy returns of the day
why to upset you ....a 5 for 5 its really worth it