Complete this phrase: He/She is so ugly__________?

Answer 1

i had to tie a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her


the tide wouldn't take her out

Answer 2

. . .the neighbors moved away.

. . .a guy from the street said "Hey buddy Halloweens over!"

. . .a little girl runs away crying.

. . .that when she asked a blind man out to dinner he said "No thanks ugly."

. . . when he asked a girl out she said "Even a blind person wouldn't date you!"

. . .that when he walked by the flowers died.

. . . that hes the reason that painter painted The Scream.

. . .people ran away screaming "MY EYES!MY EYES THEY BURN!"

. . .kid in the street point and say "Mommy that's the monster from under my bed."

. . .a man shouted"Hey man did you escape from the zoo?"

. . .a lady said "Do you have a job?No?Then you would be perfect for the circus.I hear the have a opening in the Freak Show."

. . .a man said"You are perfect for my new show.Freaks of Nature Who walk the Earth or Believe it or Not.Interested?"

. . . a guy from the circus said "Hey Frank I think we found the missing act of the Frank show."Turns to the ugly girl and says "Your going in 5 minutes ugly."

. . .a boy says "Mommy I'm sure I'll win !st prize for scariest costume ,if I buy that mask that man is wearing."

. . . when he passed milk to his sister she threw up and said "Its gone sour."

. . .when she was walking in a mall a janitor kept on moping the floor she just steeped on.

. . .if all the cameras where focused on him they all burst into flames.

. . . that if you took a picture of her and showed it in front of the mirror it broke.

. . .when he was in a play as a monster,the director said he didn't need any make up.

. . . that children keep pouring water over her and said "Huh? aren't witches suppose to melt if you pour water on them?"

. . .that when a lion escaped from the zoo and saw her it ran back into its cage locked the door and sat there whimpering.

. . .that a little girl ran away screaming"DADDY THERE'S A MONSTER !HELP!GET IT!GET IT!GET IT!HHHEEEPPPLLL!"

Answer 3

She is soo ugly...

♥ she has to trick or treat over the phone
♥ when she goes to a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on
♥ they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower
♥ They put her face on a milk carton and the milk spoiled
♥ The government moved Halloween to her birthday

Answer 4

Haha I have in basic terms 3 yet they particular make the hater be quiet for a lengthy time period, considering that they continually get mad if i visit go back the insult. -Oh i'm sorry, my abdomen in basic terms takes position to be 3 dimensional. -I do quite have abs yet my fat is preserving them from damage. -i'm fat? nicely a minimum of me and consider were given something in difficulty-loose. - you imagine i'm fat? have you ever regarded contained in the reflect at present, you appear like the off spring of a munchkin and a ompa lumpa.

Answer 5

Your MAMA she is so ugly she went to the dog pound to rescue a mutt and got herself caged instead......your mama is so stupid that she locked her self in a grocery store for the weekend and starved to death

Answer 6

yo mommas so fat she was walkin down the street in a red sweater and everybody yelled koooolaid! lmfao

Answer 7

he has to sneak up on a glass of water.


the dog wouldn't play with him until his momma hung a pork chop around his neck.

Answer 8

He is so ugly tht he went to the Halloween party as himself......

Answer 9

She so ugly she called her twin ugly as hell
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I made that up D:

Answer 10

when she cried tears run over the back of her head to keep from running down her face.

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