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....dead people and pets will vote Democrat tomorrow

2006-11-06 17:12:30 · 5 answers · asked by cashcobra_99 5 in Politics & Government Civic Participation

I should have said today.

2006-11-06 17:13:34 · update #1

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Chicago should get a good turn out of dead people, but a little light on the pets. We are expecting a larger showing of pet voting Democrats in the larger Pennsylvania area. Because of the large number of pets voting in Pennsylvania if Santorum happens to win then we will know that the Republicans cheated and we will commence with legal challenges there. Darned Republicans! Always trying to steal elections.

2006-11-06 17:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

From the last I heard at least thousands in Missouri. The democrats manages to get the voter id law thrown out there and the state knows that there are still thousands of dead, illegal, and felons on the voter rolls that have to be removed.

2006-11-07 01:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by Wilkow Conservative 3 · 0 0

If all my cats vote, the elections will never be the same again. Since I am dead, I'll be voting later today.

2006-11-07 03:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by Pasa Doble 2 · 0 0

How many Republican Supreme Court Justices are going to prevent election officials from counting the ballots which are cast by even live voters? Probably 5 of them.

2006-11-07 02:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

and we call this an honest government, i spit on all of them.

2006-11-08 19:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by duc602 7 · 0 0

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