When God wrote the Bible...?

Question

Was it in English? Did he write it on his laptop, on paper, or did he carve it in stone?

Answer 1

He never wrote it. He stole it from Mithras. Mithras stole it from Zeus. Zeus stole it from Thor...etc, etc...

Answer 2

Jehovah God was the ' Author' of the Bible. The writers, 40 men, wrote it down over 1500 years, all under inspiration.
(2 Timothy 3:16-17) All Scripture is inspired of God and beneficial for teaching, for reproving, for setting things straight, for disciplining in righteousness, 17 that the man of God may be fully competent, completely equipped for every good work.

It was originally written in Hebrew and later in Greek.

Answer 3

First it was spoken in Hebrew, passed down from father to son. Until Moses, being educated in Egypt, was literate and wrote down both the account of Genesis and the accounts of the Children of Israel (Exodus thru Dueteronomy).

The only thing God personally wrote were the Ten Commandments on tablets of stone. The rest was written by men as God dictated to them, onto sheets of papyrus and leather.

Answer 4

God was constipated for 40 days and 40 nights until he finally wandered into an orchard of fig trees. And god so loved the fig trees that he put up yellow tape around the orchard to keep out those who may tresspass against him. Then, on the third day, when he'd had his fill of figs, god pondered as to how he was going to fig-yoor (Hebrew sp?) out the parable of the figs without rousing the ire of the multitudes. Finally, when three wise men arrived from the east bearing gifts of mushrooms, hashish and hemp, got decided to cut loose, and spewed out paperbacks in a prodigious manner from his considerable bohunkas. And the multitudes saw this and were in awe. ......it's all there in Acts of the Messiagaters, if you'd only take the time to read it....

Answer 5

Stuff the New Testament. When Torah was created it was taught orally until Moses was commanded to write it down. The root laws of the Torah (what all 613 commandments come from) or the 10 commandments as they are called were written on stone. The actual Torah was written by Moses 13 times on the day he died on Torah scrolls of parchment. It was written In ancient hebrew which we still havecopies of. All torah scrolls nowadays are word for word from those torah scrolls then.

Answer 6

He didn't write it 70% was written by Paul who was a false prophet and never even met Christ. much was written much later. King Constantine took so much out of the Bible on Reincarnation and Vegetarianism. It was easy to do back then because only the priests and Roman government had the Book. There are so many mistranslations. if one is looking for what Christ actually said go to http://www.essene.org What the Catholic church doesn't want you to know

Answer 7

He used men to write His inspired Word!

Answer 8

Nope he didn't write it all. it is a man made document in which man claimed GOD wrote it and it has been around forever. I think it was originally written in hebrew in the old testament, but the new testament was a mixture of greek, hebrew, and aramaic.

Answer 9

OLD TESTAMENT BOOKS

0000-0000 Genesis 1:1,2; Time evident as billions all exist.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If sun 4.5 & 4.5 bil. left Rev.21:23.
0000-0000 Genesis 1:3-31; 41,870 + 130 Adam to 42,000 man LOST.
0000-0000 Genesis 50:26; Joseph year 2368 dies year 1698 BCE.
~~~~-BCE is Before Common Era ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
0000-1698 Genesis to death of Joseph in Egypt 93 years of 110.
1698-1633 Job [ 2:1,2 Satan. 38:4-7 Angels see focus on earth ];
1553-1513 Exodus 12:41[430 years, Promised Land heirs exit Egypt];
1553-1513 Leviticus 1Chr.6:1-15 the priest line to temple, kings end to Ezra.
1553-1513 Numbers 16:22; 33:38,39 Aaron age 123, 40th year dies ];
1553-1513 Deuteronomy 34:7 40th year Moses dies. Judge Joshua ];
1513-1512 Joshua 5:6,10,12;
1512-1212 Judges 11:26 [ 300 years ]; Eli 1241-98-1143 dies ];
1212-1143 Ruth 4:18-22 The family of David as king line.
1143-1077 1Samuel Saul 1117-40-1077 and David 1107-60-1047
1077-1037 2Samuel. Psalms. Proverbs.
1037-0913 1King 6:1 [480 ]; 1Chronicles. Ecclesiastes. Song of Solomon.
0913-0606 2Kings. 2Chronicles 36:20-23 kings end,NO KING UNTIL JESUS.
0948-0848 Elijah and Elisha ..... 2Chr.21:12-18;
0839-0777 Amos and Nahum
0800-0740 Jonah and Zephaniah
0828-0714 Hosea and Isaiah 44:28; 45:1 736 to 536 is prophecy.
0775-0685 Obadiah and Micah... Jer.26:18;
0679-0604 Joel and Habakkuk
0628-0584 Jeremiah. Lamentations. Promised Land desolate 606 BCE
0628-0584 Ezekiel.
0633-0533 Daniel prophecy in 606.
0536-0443 Ezra, Zachariah/Cyrus Isa.44:28; 45:1 Prophecy is.
0486-0475 Mordecai, Esther/Ahasuerus
0536-0443 Haggai, Nehemiah/Artaxerxes
0433-0433 Malachi
0433-0336 Greece
0336-0164 Maccabees in Temple
0164-0062 Rome over Jerusalem and Judah.
0062-0046 Temple under Construction.
0046-0039 Herod in temple to Archelaus.
0037-0002 Jesus born in Roman Empire
0002-0000 Jesus in Egypt and Archelaus in power.

NEW TESTAMENT BOOKS

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts. Romans, 1Corinthians, 2Corinthians, Galatains, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1Thessalonians, 2Thessalonians, 1Timothy, 2Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, 1Peter, 2Peter, 1John, 2Johm, 3John, Jude, Revelations year 50 CE to 98 CE.

Written in Hebrew, Armaic and Greek.

Answer 10

God never wrote the bible,it is the man who interpreted and wrote it--GOD only made the things happen,which human beings watched and reacted to it.....

Answer 11

He used Microsoft Word 10,000 BC