CUTE HALLOWEEN JOKE
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you suppose to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"
So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed
differently.
They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just too darn cute. Who are you this time?"
"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black.
Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell ring again.This time when he opens the door, there stand the two children, but this time they are BUCK NAKED!!"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?" he asks.
"Chocolate M&M's," said the little girl.
"I'm plain. He's got nuts!"
2006-11-06 17:02:10 · 16 answers · asked by EriksSweetheart 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The punch line made me laugh out loud. Good one!
2006-11-06 17:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hes got nuts alright. 10/10 a good one after a lo-ong time.
2006-11-06 19:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Ma'am, that is a 10.
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Very Good Joke!! LOL.
Thank you for the laughs, and I wish you a great evening!
2006-11-08 12:49:06 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome, best halloween joke i've heard in a while
2006-11-06 18:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.
2006-11-06 19:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 11:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-06 22:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was cute... brought a smile to my face....
2006-11-06 17:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-11-06 17:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO :D
Good one...did you make this one up urself?
GJ! ^.^
2006-11-13 10:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by xoxkittenkatxox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋