The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree
2006-11-06 16:58:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is well worth the read and very funny!!!
2006-11-06 17:02:11 · update #1
Ha ha!
The holidays are such a joy, aren't they?
I can't wait for them to be over!
2006-11-06 17:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a good song, Was first on the Bob Rivers Radio Show in the Seattle WA area.
It is also on the Twisted Christmas CD.
For more info on the song, and others like it try:
www.twistedtunes.com
2006-11-06 17:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by vabanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it somewhat is a intense-high quality poem Ray, and that i consider the sentiment, regardless of the undeniable fact that it would be a stretch to call this a cheery poem. regardless of the undeniable fact that it somewhat is a easy hearted write with a intense topic, so i assume it is close adequate. properly finished
2016-12-10 04:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha LOL! Hilarious!! Thanks For scarying me out of spending the holidays with my in-laws! This is the first Christmas that I'm spending with my fiance and some of his family I haven't met yet! So funny!
2006-11-06 17:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its so true , we get so involved in materialistics things tht we forget whats the true meaning of christmas. Thanks 4 the laugh.
2006-11-06 19:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!! So funny and so true!!! LOL
2006-11-06 17:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so good. Thanks.
2006-11-06 20:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋