English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

He was hiding behind the curtains....where was he when you found him?

2006-11-06 16:46:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

hiding in my closet from someone called er .... stan i think?

2006-11-06 16:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Rev. 3:20
Jesus said: Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hear my voice and open the door, I will come in and sup with him and he with me.

If you are NOT looking for Him, probably you won't find Him -- but will see Him on that great judgement day.

If you do seek Him, try looking outside the door of your life, where He is standing, knocking, seeking admission.

2006-11-07 00:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by kent chatham 5 · 1 0

You like hanging out in dark rooms? with the curtains drawn? What you doing in your picture anyway?

2006-11-07 00:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by darlndanna 3 · 0 0

He was six feet under the ground. He told me he was hiding. He said to tell everyone to stop asking him for help and let him rest in peace.

2006-11-07 00:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by AJ F 3 · 1 1

No, that was Satan dressed up as Jesus, you need to learn the difference when Satan dresses up like Jesus, there is no light.
Satan comes in like an angle of light, but can not hold the candle to Jesus.
Jesus is not hiding, he is in the open, Satan hides, he can make you think he is Jesus, but he is not, he likes tricking you.
Looks like he did his job.

2006-11-07 00:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by Faith Walker 4 · 1 2

When I was to small to protect myself he was no where to be seen. Now I rely on myself so why care.
Tammi Dee

2006-11-07 00:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 1 0

I found Jesus on a dildo once, but I didn't feel comfortable using him so I put him back on the shelf.

2006-11-07 00:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by Rageling 4 · 2 2

You wouldn't have used the "?" sign if you found him. It will be a "!" when you do. Sorry - keep looking.

2006-11-07 01:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by St Lusakan 3 · 1 0

He did my roof, along with 5 day laborers.

2006-11-07 00:52:45 · answer #9 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 1 1

He found me on Yahoo Answers and now he won't stop emailing me. Gross! I don't want some guy who loves everybody....

2006-11-07 00:52:03 · answer #10 · answered by GodLess American 2 · 1 1

When someone says "they found Jesus" I always ask,really when did he move!!PEACE!!

2006-11-07 00:49:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

fedest.com, questions and answers