I Love My Job
I love my Job, I love the Pay! I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss, he's the best! I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my Office and its location - I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray, and the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded cell! There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers - I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and all its software, I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each program and every file, I try to understand once in a while!!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am, I'm happy to give lots of taxes to my Uncle Sam.
I love this Work, I love these Chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my Job - I'll say it again - I even love these friendly Men. The men who've come to visit today, In those lovely white coats to take me away!!
2006-11-06 16:10:25 · 21 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha! Did you write that? It's cute.
2006-11-06 16:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Id rather be taking time off.... this one is funny
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you
2006-11-06 20:10:58 · answer #2 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
does your uncle sam like green eggs and ham???? ye pretty good stuff, i can relate to that
2006-11-06 20:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've seen the last sentence in a song from Napoleon the 13th, the funny farm. They're coming to take me away, hi hi, ha ha, ho ho. To the funny farm...
2006-11-06 16:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Jazz 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funnnnnnnyyyyy I love it ,it's a great poem
2006-11-06 21:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Angel 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love my job aswell
2006-11-06 16:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you write that yourself. lmao
=kizzy=
2006-11-07 01:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-07 02:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually Dr. Suess came up with this.... but it's still funny...
2006-11-06 16:22:59 · answer #9 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Criss.......very original Well done!
2006-11-06 16:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think those guys have been here !!! LOLOL
2006-11-06 21:28:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋