A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8 A.M. to 4 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10 A.M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 A.M. to 4 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10 A.M.?" "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls…no point in you coming in for that."
2006-11-06 16:02:56 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go find one
2006-11-06 16:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by mario h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yah it's true, more like 3 hours though.
2006-11-07 00:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by GiantGreen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that one before. It's cute!
2006-11-07 00:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo! LOL. That's a Goodie! LOL.
2006-11-08 21:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to true to true that's the government for you
2006-11-07 07:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true
2006-11-07 00:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by coolchess123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a good stuff of good jokes
2006-11-07 02:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.9 out of10.... very good
2006-11-07 00:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by choo_hoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Thanks for sharing.
2006-11-07 04:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!! Thanks for the laugh!! so true!!!
2006-11-07 00:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋