There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's ****.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
2006-11-06 15:38:46 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that was so funny. lol. Thanks
2006-11-06 21:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got have been given one quote from a e book, others that are in books yet i do no longer understand the place. "of direction its on your head, Harry, yet why on earth does that recommend it is going to no longer be actual?" Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows "our greatest organic source is the minds of our toddlers" - Walt Disney "to furnish something decrease than your best is to sacrifice the present" - Steve Prefontaine Sry. those have been the only costs handy.
2016-10-21 09:52:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard that before. Kinda funny.
2006-11-06 15:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweeeeetzz!!!
2006-11-06 15:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how repulsive.. Oh, the disturbed creations of an idle mind...
2006-11-06 15:48:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww sicko
2006-11-06 16:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by frenchgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
again a new one
2006-11-06 18:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew, but is was funny.
2006-11-06 16:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!thats funny!lol!
2006-11-06 15:43:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but yet disturbing
2006-11-06 15:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that happened to me once
2006-11-06 15:45:17 · answer #11 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋