*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
2006-11-06 15:21:49 · 28 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Still makes me laugh and it's the second time I've heard it!!
2006-11-06 15:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hiya, "tired and bored"! I know that feeling! Also, congratulations! Clearly, you are proud Daddy! (ANY excuse to talk about the child, etc...) "UGH!" is the generally-preferred term here, though... I'm sort of "over" cutesy.... CHANGING that diaper is, of course, the primary objective, so whatever spreads the word to whomever is next on the list is good! again, Congratulations, Daddy! }:>
2016-05-22 06:15:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm getting worried about you Chris, you seem to have a fixation about wee wee and poopie ??? it kinda put me off my breakfast ....OH NOOOO... I have to go poopie now, wonder what kind it will be ...LOLOL !!!
2006-11-06 22:15:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! You said poopie
2006-11-06 15:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Darko 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL!!! Hilarious! wonder about that last small piece that's left hanging there after you're all done, but have to wait hours before it comes down... happens to me only when I'm in a hurry! Dang!
2006-11-06 15:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
I sat here nodding at all the ones I recognised!
2006-11-06 22:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My auntie sent me an email of that last week but its made me laugh all over again.
2006-11-06 16:02:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg! my boyfriend and i are still laughing! what the hel?!?!! thats some funny poopie :)
2006-11-06 22:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now ya gots too much time on ya hands to be thinkin' of such a list
but they all are true
2006-11-06 15:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by latrece81 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OH MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS ON BEBO... not very funny to me though, but I can surely RELATE... LOL.
2006-11-06 15:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋