A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
2006-11-06 15:21:14 · 13 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Well, you can't get away from the truth. It will stand through the ages. LOL.
2006-11-09 00:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I know why the guy didnt have any ears....
because he was a d i c k and they dont have ears haha no just kidding I am no good at jokes either..
lots of love, hottie
2006-11-07 22:01:22 · answer #2 · answered by The Hottie With The Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy! That's a good joke...never heard anything like it b4!
Excellent! I'll give that 2 outta 2 ears!!!!
2006-11-06 23:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did the guy really not have ears or was he hiding them?
2006-11-07 01:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Barbie73 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Darn, that`s funny, ha ha ha ha keep it up! Peace and love from Norway
2006-11-06 23:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by thefallen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How did he lose his ears?
2006-11-06 23:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by Ridell 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha thats funny!
2006-11-06 23:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool
2006-11-07 00:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by jamie w 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG its so fuunnnnyyy..!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha!!!
2006-11-06 23:26:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good
2006-11-06 23:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by kitten6444 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋