Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
2006-11-06 15:19:03 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha dumb, made ya look though right???
2006-11-06 15:25:59 · update #1
lol
xoxo
2006-11-06 15:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe
2006-11-06 23:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by Darko 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats the best joke ive read all morning infact im ganna use it on some one that was a good one i was rollin all morning trippin off that one
2006-11-07 09:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by nuri b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-11-06 23:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up! =]
2006-11-07 00:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by summerlover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-07 00:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by frenchgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... I'm going to follow in those blonde's shoes next time I go gambling!
2006-11-06 23:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That's hilarious!
2006-11-06 23:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by mrs_fruity_tooty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if I would get the same treatment if I did that? NOT. haha
2006-11-07 00:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one i got my share when i met her outside
2006-11-07 07:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IMAO....hahahahahaha...!!
Good One...
2006-11-06 23:22:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋