what she is supposed to do...like when I pat my head (well, you know that one)...and when I snap (get me a beer)...when I show 3 fingers...pick up the living room, and so on.....but she has only learned like 150 of them so far, and it's been almost two weeks....do you think she is slow, or should I give her another few days? Men? Advice?
2006-11-06 15:14:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Scweetum will get the best answer cuz she has a sense of humor....LOL I spoil the CRAP out of my women....cuz they dig it, thats why.
2006-11-06 15:25:50 · update #1
Based on your other questions...you obviously post questions like this for attention. Get a life. You must be a very sorry case for having nothing better to do.
2006-11-06 15:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by pinkee 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh man some women are just too dang slow LOL. But please gove her another day or so then boot her butt out. Find someone who will bend to your every will. Honey if all she is doing is bringing you beer you should have probably already dumped her. Does she at least pop the top for you ? Or is that another signal she has yet failed to learn ? Have you taught her the ones to run your bath, give you a massage, and clean your dirty underware ?? If not boot her already....LOL you rock !!!
2006-11-06 23:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by brookesingsalways 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, it depends.. all women are different. She's been learning about 11 hand-signals a day. I think you should cut her some slack. As long as she has the basic ones down, I think you'll be fine.
You may want to change your teaching technique. Y'know, the whole reward system.
2006-11-06 23:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by moxie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe she has ADD or is mildly retarded. Please, on behalf of all of us desperate women, I implore you to give her just a little more time!! Do not toss her to the curb--I'm sure she will learn all of your commands if you give her a little incentive....say, a nice little slap on the *** when she doesn't catch on quick enough.
2006-11-06 23:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by schweetums 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Am I going to hell because I laughed at this? Your a horrible human being.
2006-11-06 23:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why signals?
2006-11-06 23:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by Hello C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the **** is she a dog? what happen to openin your mouth and talking
2006-11-06 23:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by jumiboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
real funny what a smart *** and no respect
2006-11-06 23:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Funny as Hell".............However,you are on your own! I ain't gonna touch this one for no amount of anything!
2006-11-06 23:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by Freethrashing 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow...i find you mildly funny
2006-11-06 23:16:55 · answer #10 · answered by Pinky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋