Old but still gives a giggle........................................?

Question

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Answer 1

Great old joke- here's one in return.
A man opens a new brothel and arranges they women on each floor by previous occupations:
Floor one is professional call girls;
floor two is ex supermodels;
floor three is ex nurses;
floor four is ex lawyers
floor five is ex housewives and on floor six are old retired school teachers. After about a month he checks his records to see what floor is making the most profit. He can't believe what he sees so he goes up to the six floor and asks one of the clients why the old retired school teachers are the most attractive. The client replies "they're not attractive at all but they are the best at what they do for the money!" The owner says "how can that be, they all cost the same price?" The man replies "that maybe so but you know teachers- they make you do it over and over again until you get it right!"

Answer 2

I would've stopped at the 4 floor

Answer 3

i do no longer, yet i'm pondering commencing up one. RHH: Eh, i'm no longer a great fan of OFWGKTA. Goblin wasn't as stable as his previous album. RHH2: ROFL. i recognize the Ellen Degeneres as Asher Roth. that is very spot on. Drake deserved the finished 3 spots.

Answer 4

LOL. Some women just have very high standards, Dearie! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!

Answer 5

I would have stopped at the 5th floor or the 4th would have been good too =)

Answer 6

Wow, I've never heard that one before, it's funny, very nice. keep up the good joking!

Best of luck

Kelly

Answer 7

I told this to my roomate and she just looked at me like I was stupid or something, well what do you exprect she is a blonde lol

I thought it was funny though

Answer 8

OH THAT IS SOO FUNNY! LOL! I thought it'd suck, but nevermind... I'm not a woman yet, but I'm scared now... Lol.

Answer 9

Laugh Out Loud - Very TRUE!!!

Answer 10

That is so funny!! Good job.